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Source: jonasbroMostly funny things I have found various places. If I post them on here I can delete them from my computer and open up space on my hard drive. Nerd.
Also, sometimes people say funny things that have to be shared. And sometimes I try to be witty and fail horribly. Sometimes I write songs.....but they won't be up here (you know, to avoid theft of my ideas.)
1 month ago
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2 months ago
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“During breaks in the filming of the ‘West Side Story’ episodes, he’d [Darren Criss] come over to us, the musicians, and he’d start playing the piano. Or he’d ask a girl if he could play her violin and start playing that. He can play just about any instrument and sight-read music perfectly.” - Erik Hughes
I love talented men.
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Source: bowtieanderson2 months ago
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A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.
She’s so refined. I think I’ll kill myself.
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Source: tomhiddles3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
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Source: valentinostclaire3 months ago
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5 months ago
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"He shakes his ass and I love that."
- Miranda Lambert about Luke Bryan. (via kristyn-the-cowardly-dog)
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7 months ago
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